As the New Year is ushered in, we have time to reflect on the things we’ve done and the things we haven’t done. What our Fathers have done for us, and our Fathers’ Fathers, what they’ve achieved, and our Mothers, of course, and our Mothers’ Mothers, and everyone, including the Romans.
The question remains to this day: What have the Romans, and any Romans, ever done for us?
Turns out, they gave us this riotous videoclip.
From the bays of Pearl Coast,
Fish a ton of oysters, strike a shiny pearl, and Happy New Year.