And the Buddha turned to Jesus Christ and asked, Why do you tell others what to do with such fervor? And Christ said, Because I am fed up with the ways of the world. And then Jesus Christ asked the Buddha, Why do you not tell others what to do? The Buddha smiled. Because I am fed up with the ways of the world, he said.
The two men laughed and walked on down the road.
From the bays of Pearl Coast,
Fish a ton of oysters, strike a shiny pearl.