Pollution Aside, You’re Not An Octopus
Why, or why didn’t you go to the beach instead, or to the park, or to the fkn dive bar, anywhere but grocery shopping in […]
Remember Me, Mr. Schneider?
The perils of wildlife hunting […]
Pain Au Chocolat
Fake it till you make it. And if it pains you, bake it. […]
On Bigots, Bigrants, The Bi-utiful And The Bitchin
People hate bigots.. until you inform them that bigots are nothing but diverse, next-level gots with twice the options and double the worldview (along the […]
Jon Stewart And The Futile Crescent
Making satire satirical again […]
A Primate Bimbo
The perils of keeping a diary on wildlife […]
Eddie Murphy Whirlwinds
‘I don’t understand shit James says..’ […]
Butt Of The Joke
Know yourself and save yourself unnecessary, time-wasting, tiring conversations.. Or continue being the butt of the joke and a horse’s ass. From your socratic Spin […]
Times Are Bad, Said Cicero
A reminder that what we’re going through right now is unique to our time. And that the world’s problems are unprecedented. And that sarcasm is […]
Bear Yourself
The perils of infiltrating the wildlife […]