‘Have you ever smelled the smell of warm, wet ketchup water, that sickly combo of Bloody Mary mix and putrid apple cider vinegar, of rancid tomato sauce and vomit? Trust me, if you had, you’d hate that garbage, too.’
LOL! A good read, and not too far off from the truth, if not bang on.
https://www.thrillist.com/…/nation/why-ketchup-is-not-good-…