This just in from the latest conspiracy theory circles – I mean the Onion – I mean The Matrix in our midst – I mean Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan – I mean The Onion – I mean the Chinese and Putin and North Korea – I mean Syria – I mean SYRIZA – I mean Hollywood – I mean historians – I mean, seriously, they mean business, Confucius say.
http://www.theonion.com/article/historians-admit-to-inventing-ancient-greeks-18209